Please, read this section in full before requesting a date with me.

  • Please don’t mention any specific details of our encounter and be discrete in all conversations with me. We are both adults and know what is expected. Communication is key 🙂
  • Please confirm our meeting the morning of so I know that you schedule hasn’t change.
  • It is very important to practice mutual respect when corresponding with one another–whether via e-mail, text message, phone call, or in person. Please do not use any sort of explicit or otherwise vulgar language when communicating with me.
  • Hygiene is important so please be freshly showered as I will be for you
  • Please be gentlemen and don’t mention my donation at all. Do not hand it me or make a lady ask, as it tends to ruin the magic. Be courteous and leave my donation in an unsealed envelope in plain sight.

If you’d like to get me a little something extra, here is the list of my favorite things